Anger

Delay is the best remedy for anger.

Sleeping On the Job

Sometimes when I'm asleep, I try to wake up and can't. Sleep has me in its grip, and that is my dream.

NEW PROMOTION

NEW PROMOTION

I came here to get freedom from the inane interruptions of the mentally deficient, but it seems I asked too much of fate.

Accomplishments

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.

SHORT SKIRTS

A woman's nether regions should always be shrouded in mystery.

Meetings

Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with someone digging up a corpse?

Talking

I can't believe that having said what I said was interpreted as having been what I said when I said it, because I said it where I said it, when I said it, and who I said it to.

Americans

A big man has no time really to do anything but just sit and be big.

IMPOSSIBILITIES

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world.

McDonald's

Wallpaper

The Mind

Bacn

Violence

Rich People

Godwin II

All Your Base

Government

Cryptography

Grenade Launcher

Crazy Ideas

Chinese Relativity

GTD III

GTD II

GTD I

Stepping on Land Mines

Bush

Madness

Meaning of Life

Music

News

Drugs and Alcohol

Experience

Bandwidth

Motivation

Freudian Slip

Regression

Immediate Response

Sacred Cows

Super Genius I

Super Genius II

Computer Technology

Animal Testing

Temptation

Time

Vegitarians

Violence on TV