Anger

Delay is the best remedy for anger.

Sleeping On the Job

Sometimes when I'm asleep, I try to wake up and can't. Sleep has me in its grip, and that is my dream.

NEW PROMOTION

NEW PROMOTION

I came here to get freedom from the inane interruptions of the mentally deficient, but it seems I asked too much of fate.

Accomplishments

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.

SHORT SKIRTS

A woman's nether regions should always be shrouded in mystery.

Meetings

Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with someone digging up a corpse?

Talking

I can't believe that having said what I said was interpreted as having been what I said when I said it, because I said it where I said it, when I said it, and who I said it to.